What is GUFF?

we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart

"i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious"

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GUFF - what is it?

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"

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What does "GUFF" mean?

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

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GUFF - what does it mean?

Idle talk or excuses.

Don't give me any of your guff.

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GUFF - meaning

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.

"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."

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GUFF - definition

"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.