Definder - what does the word mean?

What is GRUDEN?

When a person vocally and drunkenly loves every player in a live fantasy draft.

Last night Rj would not stop Grudening every pick!

👍25 👎11


GRUDEN - meme gif

GRUDEN meme gif

GRUDEN - video

loading

GRUDEN - what is it?

(verb) to put something moronic and/or offensive in writing that can and will always come back to bite you in the ass.

"Dude, did you see that email that Joe wrote 15 years ago about Mike? That shit was funny, but he do got grudened."
"Yeah, don't know how they found that one. I heard they went through like 650,000 emails. Someone had it out for him."

👍25 👎11


What does "GRUDEN" mean?

any small object or living creature.

a small marijuana bud.
a sun flower seed.

"pack the grudens"

👍25 👎29


GRUDEN - what does it mean?

(Adj) A man who trades everything good in his life for some pieces that might suck

(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams

(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut

Mark: Hey Reggie your fired for those horrible trades

Reggie: It was all Jon Grudens fault.

👍29 👎19


GRUDEN - meaning

The outline of the male genitalia within his pants (testicles in particular) that can be seen from looking at his crotch; a male camel toe

Chris: "How's my Jon Gruden?!"

Kyle: "Excellent, as usual!"

armstronging

👍65 👎21


GRUDEN - definition

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

👍77 👎21


GRUDEN - slang

the coolest coach in the NFL baby!!!! not to mention very hot for being 40

the buccaneers coach

👍49 👎35


GRUDEN

tampa bay buccaneers head coach. somewhat high strung, definatly hot for an older man. sometimes resembles the doll chucky from childs play.

jon gruden is motiviation to be a buccaneers cheerleader.

👍65 👎49


GRUDEN

When you have such a big package that there's a bulge apparent no matter how you adjust your legs. HD TV is to blame for 25% more grudens on TV. Former NFL coach Jon Gruden gave birth to this definition announcing Monday Night Football.

"That chick was just mean mugging my gruden."

"Check outtt the gruden on that guy."

"Ohh yuk did you see that chick? She has a bigger gruden then me."

👍59 👎31


GRUDEN

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a gruden last night. She loved that steak!

👍105 👎45