"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going so fast... AHH FUCK
and
"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"
Also who could forget
Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out* Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"