|
|
What is Fruit Punch?
When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.
Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...
Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision
Fruit Punch - video
Fruit Punch - what is it?
womna having period; same as other. Please note creamed fruit punch, which happens when you top off the plate with cottage cheese(not real cottage cheese, dumbass)
wow. my slut was having her period and i knew just what to do.
What does "Fruit Punch" mean?
When a guys dick is so big that it looks like a fruit and he fucks a girl "short and sweet"
I heard that joey did a fruit punch on morgan last night!!!
Fruit Punch - what does it mean?
a drank consisting of belevedere vodka and cranberry juice
I went to da club and ordered some fruit punch!
Fruit Punch - meaning
When a girl "forgets" to tell her male friend that she is on her period, then forces him to eat her out by sitting on his face!
Lisa: I was really pissed at James last night, so I fruit punched him.
Sara: Ewwwe what a loser, he probably deserved it though.
Fruit Punch - definition
look at that fruit punch in the ring.
Fruit Punch - slang
The act of a gay man 'punching' his partner in the back of the throat with his penis.
"my throat sore today because gary fruit punched me so hard last night!" commented Lance
Fruit Punch
When a man and a woman have shower sex while the woman is on her period. The period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. This is fruit punch.
John : Yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice.
Zach : Yo dats craaaazy bro!
Fruit Punch
If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.
Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!
Fruit Punch
The term "Fruit Punch" refers to when a girl gets fisted when she is on her period.
--Carol limps into the room--
Marge: What happened to you?
Carol: I got fruit punched last night!