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What is Freeman?
The act of striking your girlfriend in the face, then attempting to push her into a fire
My sister acquired a restraining order against a young boy who then proceeded to go freeman on her ass.
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Freeman - what is it?
A Freeman (who can also be a woman) is a conservative working-or middle-class American individual who drinks domestic beer, likes to fish and hunt and enjoys football, baseball and NASCAR. A Freeman will often display a disproportionate amount of pride relative to his or her social and economic status. This pride often manifests itself as a penchant for big vehicles with large wheels which gives the impression to the Freeman that he or she is "riding high" or intimidating to everybody on the road who is driving smaller vehicles. Many Freemen harbor the paranoid suspicion that the government wants to confiscate their firearms so they will bumper sticker their cars with placards that read, "You can pry my gun from my cold dead hands." Freemen comprise the majority of patronage for many US companies like WalMart and McDonald's and are the largest contributors to state and Indian reservation gambling enterprises across the country. Ninety percent of white prison inmates are Freemen and 9 out of 10 country albums are purchased by Freemen (the other 1 out of 10 country albums are purchased by music critics who then sell or donate that country music album to a secondhand music-or book-store). While often parodied on TV (SNL's skit "Appalachian ER," for instance) and in larger sophisticated cities like Boston and L.A., Freemen are widely respected in most parts of Middle America where they are viewed as a type of vital backbone to the nation. Without Freemen WalMarts would be hard pressed to find cashiers, the truck driving industry would grind to a halt and practically every casino outside of Las Vegas and Atlantic City would have to file for bankruptcy.
-The skit Appalachian ER on SNL is offensive to Freemen everywhere.
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.
I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!
What does "Freeman" mean?
When having unprotected sex in the missionary position with the man on top, the woman may wrap her legs around the man to stop him from pulling out. To make sure that the man can pull out he punches the women in the face until she either releases her legs, gets knocked unconscious or dies from the punches ensuring that the man walks away a freeman.
Steve: Hey Todd how was sex with Kelly last night?
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.
Freeman - what does it mean?
A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.
Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.
Freeman - meaning
A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.
Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"
Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"
Freeman - definition
Freeman is a kind person who is a joy to be around, he normally has ginger hair and a cute smile. He is in love with music and bass. He is very talented and intelligent. He is lovable and caring, if you have someone named Freeman in your life never underestimate or lose them. They will be one of the best things to happen to you.
Freeman is so smart and talented, I never want to lose him.
Freeman - slang
To freeman. Verb.
The act of fucking and licking pussy at the same time.
Person 1: Dude. Those two chicks are so hot.
Person 2: I'd freeman them.
Freeman
A person that will not be ruled or enslaved. A self-reliant, self-sufficient, independent person of any sex, any race that is self-directed, self-disciplined, and self-governed. A person that is not opposed to collective governments but believes each person's rights come not from man-made governments but from God and that all are responsible and accountable for their own actions. The exact opposite of a slave.
Thomas Payne was a true freeman .... quote "government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer.".......
Freeman
An abnormally tall and intelligent guy. Typically plays videogames, and goes methodically through problems. Annoying to some people, endearing to others.
Max was a total freeman in today's class. He was playing vidoegames right next to the teacher!
Freeman
There are multiple Freemans up for grabs, but the freeman machine, Max Sacristani, owns them all.
Daniel: "those freemans make me exicted"
Max: "same"