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What is Florida Baptism?

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.

Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.

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Florida Baptism - video

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Florida Baptism - what is it?

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system

my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.

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