Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Florentine?

A cute boy, he best friend, the greatest boyfriend and the perfect husband.
He loves sports, meat, working and has fluffy hair

- Love you

I love you, Florentin

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Florentine - video


Florentine - what is it?

A sexy motherfucker who has a nick penis

Wow look at florentin

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What does "Florentine" mean?

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.

Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)

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Florentine - what does it mean?

The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.

The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.

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Florentine - meaning

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.

person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
_________________

person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.

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Florentine - definition

Smart person.

You are as smart as a florentin

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Florentine - slang

A really smart, profound and emphatic, handsome guy, guided trough life by kindness and compassion.

You are like a Florentin. I can have deep conversations with you.

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Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

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Florentine

A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.

That sick TSC just florentined that dog

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Florentine

A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.

"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"

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