What is Flapjacks?

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

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Flapjacks - video

Flapjacks - what is it?

a very saggy, flat looking breast.

she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.

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What does "Flapjacks" mean?

Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake

Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP

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Flapjacks - what does it mean?

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

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Flapjacks - meaning

Motorboating a girls ass.

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!

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Flapjacks - definition

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.

Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.

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