The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.

Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...

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Fender

a guitar company that makes sweet guitars and basses

i just got a p-bass and a stratocaster

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Fender

Guitar company that creates guitars with a noun prefix attached to a verb.

That StratoSonic is cool!

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Fender

A well established golf habit which is to utter a phrase either before or after a player hits a golf shot that will inevitably cause the golf ball struck to not go in the desired location.

Fendering (verb) Saying something to an opponent's golf ball to prevent it from going where it was going to go before the phrase was uttered.

Please do not Fender me by saying nice putt before my golf ball was about to go in the hole.
or

You have been Fendering me all day and I am sick of it.

poor sportsmanship evil act jinx mentally wish a putt to lip out physically change a balls intended path by words

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