Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Faucet ass?

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

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Faucet ass - video

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Faucet ass - what is it?

When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.

Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!

You mean faucet ass, John.

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What does "Faucet ass" mean?

A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.

That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass

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Faucet ass - what does it mean?

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.

"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."

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