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What is Faps?
Flat As Pancakes
Tits so empty and flat that you can flip them like a pancake using a spatula
I'm going to fap to your FAP
Faps - meme gif
Faps - video
Faps - what is it?
I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend
What does "Faps" mean?
A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.
It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.
Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*
Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.
Faps - what does it mean?
The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.
The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap
Faps - meaning
The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.
Fap me
Faps - definition
Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time
These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
Faps - slang
an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation
I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.
Faps
Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...
Faps
the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy
damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn
Faps
Faps is word used to describe someone who is petty, picky, or homosexual. Faps is commonly mistaken for the acronym F.A.P.S.
"George, stop getting on my nerves. You are such a faps."