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What is FART SYNDROME?
An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.
Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.
FART SYNDROME - video
FART SYNDROME - what is it?
frog fart syndrome is when u scream everytime u fart
frog fart syndrome: “*farts* AHHHHHHH *farts again* AHHHHHHH *frog jump* *turns into phrog*”
What does "FART SYNDROME" mean?
Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.
Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.
- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.
FART SYNDROME - what does it mean?
The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa
In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones
FART SYNDROME - meaning
Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.
Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
FART SYNDROME - definition
Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).
"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
FART SYNDROME - slang
The cause of where farts continue to come out and may end in explosive diarrhoea.
I have been tested for fart syndrome.