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What is Ex boyfriend?
Men or immature boys who can't decide the difference between booty calls or a real relationship. They are like the lost boys from Peter Pan who choose to never grow up!
My ex boyfriend is a fag.
Ex boyfriend - video
Ex boyfriend - what is it?
1. He who must not be named, otherwise known as douche bag face.
2. He is the subject of conversation for an indefinite amount of time, but he's not worth wasting your breath.
3. That guy whose stuff you keep finding and burning (except the jewerly).
Kevin, Tim, Greg, Stephen
What does "Ex boyfriend" mean?
A smooth talker who broke your heart
ANTHONY BROKE BRIAS HEART THERE FORE HE IS
HER EX BOYFRIEND .
Ex boyfriend - what does it mean?
The guy who cheats on you and then breaks up with you on your birthday because he "feels bad" and thinks "you desearve better"
My ex boyfriend is an asshole
Ex boyfriend - meaning
A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.
My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.
Ex boyfriend - definition
1. Someone who convinced you at one point that you were the only one for them but then decided to dump you when times got rough.
2. Someone who put you on high pedestal in the beginning but then became unattracted to you when they realized they couldn't give you what you wanted. So they purposely sabotaged the relationship and made you look like the bad person in the end. And to fill the void, they pursued other woman quickly after the break-up (including a mutual friend) and convinced themselves that YOU weren't good enough for them.
3. Someone you meet up with after the break-up who apologizes for everything they've done, kisses you, hugs you, holds your hand, and tells you sweet nothings only to make excuses (at the end) and admit that they STILL don't want to be with you anymore and that you two aren't meant to be.
4. Someone who plays with your emotions because they know you're still not over them.
5.. Someone who won't realize they lost the best thing they were ever going to have until it's too late.
Ex-boyfriend: I took you for granted...I really missed you...you were the only girl who tried to understand me... *kiss* *hug* *holding hands*
(half an hour later) You're perfect..You're beautiful... I'm emotionally unstable... I don't know what I want in my life right now... I can't give you what you want... I want you to be happy... We're not made for each other, I don't want to go back out with you etc. etc.
Ex boyfriend - slang
the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)
One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!
Ex boyfriend
a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
Ex boyfriend
Someone who you shared a life with. During that life they cheated on you, snored in your ear, used your car, ate your food, smoked your cigarettes, lied, and ultimately owes you about 3-4 GRAND. They probably also broke up with you while they were hundreds of miles away on vacation, without an explanation, then you find out about "special someones", and the fact that they are with their ex baby mamas who used to be a fat whore, who did coke through their pregnancy and ever since, and has since become a skeleton thin, poor excuse for a mother, dick sucking, pizza pulling, crack head slut.
through it all they want to be friends, but expects you to sit there with a stupid fucking smile while they say how great *said slut* is and gets butthurt when you are seeing some one new.
girl 1-Remember that guy Angel I was madly in love with?
girl 2-The dick?
girl 1-Yeah, my new Ex boyfriend, he owes me 3-4 grand now, after breaking up with me while on that trip to Florida, and I think he is taking Faye back. Oh, and I need you to pee on this pregnancy test.
girl 2-Lets go kick her ass and leave this on his windshield.
Ex boyfriend
1) former lover who either cheated, abused, decieved, etc. ....on partner for their own self-satisfaction or other stupid ass reason. 2) scheming prick with no care in the world about whether who he hurts; doesnt belive in commitment 3) only in it for sex and to brag with friends. 4) obviously not the right guy/boyfriend material 5) unfaithful
Jane has broken up with her EX BOYFRIEND after catching him making out with one of her co-workers at her job. Jane will no longer have anything to do with her unfaithful ex boyfriend.