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What is English baby?
The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.
Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand
I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.
*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet
English baby - video
