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What is Eltomentoquackquack?

A ritualistic jam. A holy fuck. A bull with reverence. Part 1 of "D Process".
An eltomentoquackquack consists of nothing less than the most requistious sexing you can possibly receive.

The eltomentoquackquack is preferably performed on your birthday. It must be followed by a Winkballs to complete "D Process".

I got an eltomentoquackquack yesterday. She handled me well.
Michael gave his Amazon Echo an eltomentoquackquack.
Khalifa got the blimblimbs because he didn't collect his Winkballs after the eltomentoquackquack.

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Eltomentoquackquack - video