What is Effingham, Il?

The crossroads of opportunity. Known as a regional powerhouse for industry and entertainment. Known as the Las Vegas of the Midwest.

Also, the birthplace of star of stage and screen Brian M. Semple (Littlefoot). This titan was known for his work in such classics as, "E-ham Bukkake Sluts 7, 8, 14" "Hard-on Sleeve" and "Citizen Kane"