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What is Edmonton's?
A city with about a million people, quite nice. Capital of Alberta. Has the most park land on average than any city in the world. Unlike our cocky counterpart to the south Calgary we do not think we are the best city in the world, or compare ourselves with toronto or vancover. Great sports teams, nice people, moderately nice city. Can be a very nice place to live and grow up.
assclown calgarian: "we have the best city in the world"
edmontonian: " we dont have the best city in the world, but i like it here"
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Edmonton's - what is it?
A smelly cluster of factories and a huge mall located in the middle of nowhere. Edmonton defiantly takes the cake for the worst place to live in Canada. It is the dirtiest and most polluted city in Canada and possibly all of North America. Downtown Edmonton is a total joke. Hardly any building even worth looking at and the homeless problem is absolutely insane and there is nothing going on downtown or for that matter anywhere in the city after 5pm. The weather in Edmonton is the absolute worst. Winter lasts for about 9 months of the year and it can be -20 for weeks staright.Spring and Fall are impossible to identify and the summer which lasts for about 15 days leaves you wanting to cry.
The population of Edmonton is mostly made up of fresh off the boat Immigrants who work at 7 11 and hardly speak English, uneducated blue collar trades people and a bunch of teens and 20 something’s that drop out of school and just get baked all the time. All people in Edmonton can talk about is how the flames suck and Calgary sucks and it’s a cow town and smells like leather and on and on yet they fail to look around them and see the frozen landfill that they live in.
Edmonton is nothing but an embarrassment to Alberta and all of Canada.
guy 1: Lets go somewhere Im bored and its a friday.
guy 2: Where? Everything closes at 5!
guy 1: Oh yeah I forgot its Edmonton
What does "Edmonton's" mean?
The capital of Alberta, a city like calgary only smaller, and with methheads instead of cowboys.
S-Dawg: Hey lets go to Edmonton!
Z-Moore: Naahh lets go somewhere else.
Edmonton's - what does it mean?
A place that looks like ass, but is still expensive to live in.
Shit, I got transferred to Edmonton. It looks like ass, but I still have to pay a lot to live in that hellhole.
Edmonton's - meaning
The capital city of Alberta, Canada
Roughly one million people
It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)
Way better than Calgary
Edmonton's - definition
An area of North London, posher than Tottenham but more down market than Enfield. Home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.
My aunty Sylvie lives in Edmonton, god help her.
Edmonton's - slang
A run down city with a transit system that's only updated about every 5-7 years. Not planned very well. You are considered poor if you don't live in a condo downtown or if you live out in a suburb ei.Lewis Estates, Terwiliger Gardens, Cameron Heights, etc, etc. West Edmonton Mall don't bother driving cause you can get there faster by walking. Only 1/3 of city is well worth living in (south and west) Don't bother coming here unless you want to get into a car accident, shop at west edmonton mall or shot down by a gang
Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"
Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"
Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."
Edmonton's
A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"
I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton
Edmonton's
Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place
person 1: I'm going into Edmonton
Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?
Edmonton's
Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.
May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.
Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.
Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.