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What is Dolphins?

Dolphining is the practice of posting a status message by using someone else's Facebook account. The status message is intended as a prank, and has the purpose of showing the world that the owner of the account was foolish enough to allow somebody else to access his/her Facebook account. Examples of foolishness include forgetting a personal computer unlocked, or leaving a mobile phone laying around.

The name comes from the fact that the status message has to contain the word "dolphin," or be talking about dolphins. This way, whoever sees the messages instantly knows about its nature and can laugh at the victim.

After realizing that he/she has been "dolphined," there is a strict honor code that the victim has to follow. In particular, the message can be deleted only if none of the victim's friends has liked it yet. If the post receives at least one like it will have to be left unchanged and accessible forever, as a testimony of the victim's lameness in allowing someone else to access her Facebook.

Ali has been victim of dolphining four times in the last two days.

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Dolphins - video


Dolphins - what is it?

marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.

1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...

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What does "Dolphins" mean?

Gay sharks.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

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Dolphins - what does it mean?

Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.

The dolphins always blow dick

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Dolphins - meaning

another name for smokes(ciggarates) used as a secret code in front of elderly people and other smoke blockers. especially parents and family.

lets go for a Dolphins bro.. muhahahha they dont know what the f*** we r on about.

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Dolphins - definition

1. One of the most beautiful and fun-loving creatures of the sea. Dolphins are not only social and sweet, but possess an incredible intellect. It's always exciting when you spot a school of dolphins playfully leaping across the sea. It's as if they are popping up to say a quick hello to their friends on land. If your truly lucky, one day while sitting on the beach, you might catch a restless dolphin coming close to the beach to put on one flippin' flying fantastic show. It's one unforgettable moment, a true gift from nature.

2. Dolphins are also the beautiful PEOPLE in this world that share the same traits as the dolphins of the sea. They are friendly, fun-loving and playful. The kind of people others are drawn to and love to be around. Intelligent and insightful, it's simply part of their nature to treat people, from all walks of life, despite of social status, with equal kindness and respect. Just like sea Dolphins, they possess a hidden weapon, they can fight like warriors. So beware vicious predators never underestimate or threaten a dolphin, because they can take you out with a bite that makes a Great White attack look like a little nibble.

Did you see that Dolphin just leap 15 feet out of the water and do a full flip? Amazing how nature can sometimes leap out of nowhere and humble us. I love Dolphins.

He's is just like a dolphin, fun, playful, kind and really smart! Don't be a dick and try to take advantage of him or think he can be screw with, because if given reason, he can take you out quicker then a shark.

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Dolphins - slang

The ninjas of the sea nigga, the ninjas of the sea.

Derek: did you hear that noise bob?

Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?

Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!

Bob: say what!?!

Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.

Bob: that's straight up ninja!

Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!

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Dolphins

Nickname for the Submarine Warfare Pin in the US Navy. Earned after a NUB completes the near impossible task of his ship's qual card.

Holloway: I finally earned my dolphins after three boards.

Chief: It's about fuckin time nub!

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Dolphins

1) The Smartest Mammal...ever. IMO of course.
2) A Football team from Miami who is the ONLY team to go undefeated. 1972 bitches!!!!
3)The School mascot in the movie 'Freaky friday' in which Lindsay Lohan starred.
4) Still the smartest animal ever....Monkeys..hah....
5) An RV brand

The 1972 Miami Dolphins won fourteen regular season games and three postseason games, including Super Bowl VII, to finish the season 17–0–0.

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Dolphins

They jump in the waves

Their beauty astonishing

Acting like dancers

Sleek bodies, fins, tails
Underwater, out again

Swimming through the sea

Dazzled me when I saw
Catching fish their only goal
Took my breath away

Dolphins amaze me.

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