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What is Dodger Stadium?
Baseball stadium on top of a very ghetto neighborhood. Mostly fat, drunk, rowdy mexican fans who are stuck in 1988 (when they last won the World Series.) Possibility of being shanked if you're not mexican or a person of color. Cigarette butts everywhere. Parking is terrible. Great team!
Son: "Hey Dad, want to go to Dodger Stadium?"
Dad: "No son, I don't want to put you in danger."