I. THE father of smurfaggery.
II. Incessant whiner; Lord of the Bitchmade.
III. #FounderFail; #BetaButCouldn'tEvenGetABadgeBitch.
IV. Known for an inhuman ability to fit six frog dicks in his ass simultaneously.
V. Shunned by all, in a fashion not seen since the lepers infected with the Bubonic Plague.
VI. Ten out of ten women would prefer getting gangbanged by said lepers before willingly allowing him to touch them.
VII. Synonymous with: virgin, fuckboi, bitch nigga, and every form of faggot heretofore discovered.
VIII. Inspiration for the highest grossing film of all time, ''That Feel When the Only Pussy You've Ever Seen is Just Your Reflection''. ***SPOILER ALERT*** It has an epic, lulz-filled anhero ending.