What is Dirty Scomo?
Feeling crook but went out anyway and ended up Scomoing my pants.
Dirty Scomo - what is it?
Bazza: What a shit fight of a day! Where’d the boss go? We coulda used his help aye.
What does "Dirty Scomo" mean?
When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.
She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.
Dirty Scomo - what does it mean?
When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.
I Scomo'd her. And when you're a Prime Minister they let you do it. Grab 'em by the hand!
It was a total Scomo: we dropped the ball, denied the problem, had no plan, cut the budgets, and stood in the way; but then we grabbed the credit for "getting it done". "SCOMO!"
Shit was going really tits up at work this week so I Scomo’d off to a tropical island for some R&R and let someone else sort it out.
He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo
This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:
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