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What is Dirty Scomo?
Feeling crook but went out anyway and ended up Scomoing my pants.
I left a trail of Scomo from the registers to the toilets.
Dirty Scomo - what is it?
A person who doesn’t understand the meaning of camaraderie or leadership. One who has no concern in leaving a man behind especially when the going gets tough.
Bazza: What a shit fight of a day! Where’d the boss go? We coulda used his help aye.
Timmo: Come on Baz, every workplace has a Scomo. The prick went on smoko.
The Scomo: Fuck off boys, how good’s the cricket!
What does "Dirty Scomo" mean?
When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.
To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.
She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.
Dirty Scomo - what does it mean?
When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.
Dirty Scomo
To shake someone's hand without their consent and against their will.
I Scomo'd her. And when you're a Prime Minister they let you do it. Grab 'em by the hand!
Dirty Scomo
A person who lacks leadership, accepts no responsibility, and takes credit for other people's work.
Nickname of the Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison.
It was a total Scomo: we dropped the ball, denied the problem, had no plan, cut the budgets, and stood in the way; but then we grabbed the credit for "getting it done". "SCOMO!"
Dirty Scomo
A person in charge who leaves things to others when a difficult or emergency situation arises.
Shit was going really tits up at work this week so I Scomo’d off to a tropical island for some R&R and let someone else sort it out.
Dirty Scomo
When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.
And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.
He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo
Who the fuck is Jenny??
Dirty Scomo
This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).
You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:
Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"
Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."
Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
Dirty Scomo
A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.
“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”