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What is Detour?

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.

"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."

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Detour - what is it?

Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.

I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.

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What does "Detour" mean?

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period

My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour

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Detour - what does it mean?

The chillest place in the entire fucking world. May be small. No not just small its so small you can see one side to another. There is a large Pot presence in Detour everyone smokes. Though some bitches if you keep it on the DL everything is fine. There is also a large diversity in people. No not really just alot of Stoners, even a 79 year old hippie stoner. Little store and theres a plus ONE black person thats like 7 so yeah check it out man.

Ex.1: Dude i was at this place called Detour,Maryland, Hella chill

other dude: where?

Original dude: Detour man theres like 50 people that live there'

Other dude from before: cool ( Wtf he must be stoned )

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Detour - meaning

A pretty kickass band from Michigan that's just starting to get exposure...... apparently they're going to begin recording a new album soon. It's like a mix between Black Sabbath, AC/DC and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

i saw Detour Ahead at their show on the 4th of July....

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Detour - definition

Taking a xanny and edible at the same time

Rob: Yo you heard what Lauren did?
Ethan: No, what happened?
Rob: She went on a Himalayan Detour and said she felt dummy.

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Detour - slang

1. An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed.

2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.

Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!"
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."

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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

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Detour

A shit town located on the county line of carroll county and frederick county. Consist of 10-15 houses that all look poor and like shit. Alot of whores and pot heads live here.Baically an all American shit town.

A Redneck town located in Detour MD

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Detour

A spontaneous, quick stop at a friend's or acquaintance's place for a sexual encounter

I'm stopping at Kesha's house for a detour before going to work

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