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What is Des Moines Surprise?It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade. Des Moines Surprise - videoDes Moines Surprise - what is it?When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb). I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise, What does "Des Moines Surprise" mean?To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you. I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated. |
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