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What is Deal?
A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.
EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"
Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds
EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.
Deal - meme gif
Deal - video
Deal - what is it?
Deal can be anything or anyplace.(girl, school,etc.) It usually only works best when talkin tou your friends becuase they bond well with you. Deal us usually referred to women though.
"Me and the deal are hittin up the mall you comin"
"Aw man this is my jam. Dog! look at the deal standin in the back of the deal!"
"If i was you in that situation i woulda kissed that deal and sealed the deal, after that i would put my deal all over her. No one iin that deal would suspect a deal!"
What does "Deal" mean?
Deal with it and don't be a pain in the ass!
Don't ask any fucking questions, read into anything or give me lip; just fucking do it, deal with it and shut the fuck up!
Deal - what does it mean?
n. - a universal word that can be substituted for absolutely any noun in the english language.
v. - "doing the deal" refers to the act of rooting or having sexual intercourse
Will you hand me the deal out of the freezer?
Baby, how about me and you go back to my place and do the deal??
Deal - meaning
Dude, what's your deal?
Deal - definition
1) An agreement.
2) To give out cards to each player in a card game.
3) Problem.
1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.
2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.
3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!
Deal - slang
The act of securing sexual intercourse from a willing partner.
"I tell you what fella, it just took me a mere 15 minutes to lock down that Deal. Quality."
Deal
The act of accepting the way things are.
"WAAAH! Avril is making music!"
"Deal."
Deal
A verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.
"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"You know she has herpes, right?"
"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."
"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"
"Huh?"
"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"
"Thanks for the support, bro."
Deal
/dil/ Β· /dΔl/
noun
-A common bastardization of the word "deal", most commonly used in the U.S. south, describing any possessive noun that can be pronounced either : /dil/ (as in "dill pickle") or /dΔl/, or an in-between variation of the two.
The word (deal) is commonly used as a 'cop-out' for when the speaker has a 'blank' in the middle of their sentence, and uses the word as a replacement/alternative to the originally intended to use word, that in its modern day language has taken on it's own definition.
Michelle : Oh, Micheal! I see ya've lost your *points at name-tag* uhhh-uhhh, deal.
Micheal : Ah! sureβnuff, there's my name-tag, right o'er there.