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What is DeFRaG?
Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
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DeFRaG - what is it?
A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
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(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
What does "DeFRaG" mean?
verb
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.
2. To relax, chill, mellow out.
1. I'm defragging that Du Maurier. Don't touch it.
2. Ah, sit down and defrag. You look awful.
DeFRaG - what does it mean?
"A haggis-eating, leg-crossing, map-coding Scottish TFC m0ng. Esp. refers to flag-dropping incidents on 2mesa3."
1. prop. n. "That -Defrag- is one funny-sounding son of a bitch!"
2. n. "Man, PF.Boob-XD sure pulled a -Defrag- when he threw that flag on top of the 2fort battlement hut."
DeFRaG - meaning
Defrag: To remove soiled clumps from a cat's litter. Coined in 1993 by two teenage boys reluctant to clean up after the newest family member.
Mom, I defragged the cat box, so can I go outside now?
DeFRaG - definition
Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player
DeFRaG - slang
to clean up a hard drive like a messy room.
My laptop's been choking up pretty badly recently... speed-wise, that is. I'm going to see if I need a defrag or something.
DeFRaG
to settle, chill, simmer or sit back to gather ones thoughts.
1) "Take a step back my friend, defrag for a second, don't over-react"
2) "I'd rather stay in tonight, I need to relax and defrag."
DeFRaG
1. To rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. Fairly useless on new, fast drives.
2. Antonym of frag. Ie, to bring someone back to life.
1. Dirko: My 486 is running like a bag of shit.
Atticus: Defrag the dunga!
2. Game consol: Dirko was fragged by Poonani
Dirko: Damn, I need to be defragged. This definition is so stupid.
DeFRaG
Short for defragmentation. To understand what defragmentation means, you must first understand what fragmentation is. Fragmentation is when entire files are broken down into many pieces and spread across the hard drive. This can also happen regarding free space on the hard drive. Now, defragmentation is the action of collecting the various “fragments” of files and grouping them back together.
My PC was running slow, so I used Diskeeper defrag to speed it back up.