Definder - what does the word mean?

What is DUMPSTER DUNK?

A pair of semi-worn, name brand basketball shoes that you found in the garbage. Condition may vary.

"Dude, I found these almost new Jordans in the trash!"

"That's nasty, you gonna wear em'?"

"Hell yeah, these are gonna be my Dumpster Dunks".

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DUMPSTER DUNK - video

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DUMPSTER DUNK - what is it?

When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!

JIM: Have you seen that hobo bitch that lives in our dumpster?
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.

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