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What is DILDO?
The giant gummy worm inside your mothers sock drawer
Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant Gummy Worm in mommy's drawer."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."
Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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DILDO - what is it?
Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
What does "DILDO" mean?
IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!
She likes dildos
DILDO - what does it mean?
Kaylee: Damn, Brad Pitt is such a DILDO.
DILDO - meaning
The females pleasures!!
A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure!! Basiclly getting off!
DILDO - definition
short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF
That Brad Pitt is a DILDO
DILDO - slang
The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).
Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!
DILDO
acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.
Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.
DILDO
Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF
Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.
DILDO
Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."
"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"
"I'd love to be a DILDO."