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What is DEREK?
amazing in everyway possible, sexy body, good at everything, nice, the best boy you will meet, good taste in music, a monkey, a geek but in a cute way, talented, strong, smart yet dumb at times, and just overall an amazing person.
kid: DUDE, did you here?! Derek punched through the brick wall in school!
other kid: Well, that's Derek for ya..
DEREK - meme gif
DEREK - video
DEREK - what is it?
An amazing human being with a great sense of humor and lovely personality. He's super friendly and has a voice as sweet as cake icing. He cares about his friends and is always so happy that you've probably only seen him force a frown. On top of all of that... he can be a bit stupid sometimes.
"Derek is so funny! One time he made he laugh so hard I literally fell on the ground!"
What does "DEREK" mean?
An amazing, insanely perfect guy. hes good looking, a 10 actually, funny, sweet, kind, caring and everyone loves him. he can always make you laugh and girls swoon over him.
my boyfriends a Derek.
DEREK - what does it mean?
When ones Underbite exceeds all natural laws of physics
Kid#1 : Damn that kids underbite is fucking huge
Kid #2 : yeah my dad calls those The Derek
DEREK - meaning
Bow bow I'm Derek and I can sing high like thiiiiis and I can sing hiiigh hiiigh
DEREK - definition
Guy who steals at lunch and throws cheese.
Derek stole from China.
DEREK - slang
An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life.
Did you see Derek yesterday? Talk about breath taking.
"I can't get him off my mind." "You must be talking about Derek."
DEREK
The greatest person you will ever meet, because he does not care. Love him or hate him he does not care. That makes you envious and jealous, but he does not care. You can talk trash about his wiener, but he got his nut and does jot care. You already miss him.
Derek is so cool, but I hate him. He does not care, so I like him more and hate him more.
DEREK
Derek likes butt stuff
DEREK
A word derrived from a comical pronunciation of the word: dick. Pronounced with cocked head, upthrust neck and clenched vocal chords the word is best separated into it's component syllables to give the impression of saying:
"DE-EH-RE-EH-EK"
For emphasis, the word may be said at the speed required to provide maximum comedic value. For example, when participating in a DBA or Drive by Abuse one would shorten the pronunciation to ensure the intended victim received the full impact of the word. At the other end of the scale, the slower and fuller pronunciation would most likely be used as a greeting and mechanism to provide a mocking platform in the event of performing a stupid act worthy of the monika "DEREK".
Whereas pronunciation carries the majority of the word's meaning, it is not the entirety of the word's value. The word can be used to greet, bid adeui, mock, celebrate, reference or replace other key words in a sentence. See below for usage examples.
The telephone greeting (often used as a comic relief in an otherwise potentially dull answerphone message):
"I say, is that DE-EH-RE-EH-EK?!"
The passing in the street:
"Look over there, isn't that Derek kicking it old school?
Hey you! Derek! How the derek are you doing old chap?"
The DBA:
/acceleration of car to suitable speed
DEREK!
The morning call to arms, accompanied by an upward stretch and rigorous scratching of the bollocks
/repeated stretching
"DEEEEE-EEEEEEEHHHH-RREEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEK ohbloodyhell"
/continued scrotal jiggling
The conveyance of dismay or anger at another person's idiocy:
"Did you see what that pillock did the other night? He was acting like a total derek, I mean really just how much of a derek does that derek want to be? Derek. DEREK!"
Recently used as a replacement for any word in a sentence, which in the same way that fictional cartoon characters The Smurfs do:
"Did you give that shady lass a good dereking last night mate? Or did she derek the pants off you?"
Or:
"I was driving my derek down the derek, and some total DE-EH-RE-EH-EK pulled out right in front of my derek causing me to derek all over the road. Dereks were looking at me left right and derek, I felt like a such a derek. I tell you, never in all my days have I wanted to derek someone into total derekdom so much. Derek."