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What is DEAL OR NO DEAL?
Non-deal Deal
These are everywhere. They are so-called “special offers” or “amazing discounts” designed to make you feel like the company offering the “deal” is doing you a massive favour but are actually making you spend more money than you would normally.
“Buy one – Get one free” or “up to 50% off selected products” (Please get a magnifying glass out at this point and read the microscopic print, i.e. the terms and conditions). T &Cs usually state a short redeem date, a minimum spend (10% off if you spend £100 or more – what kind of fuckin offer is that?) usually on something you don’t really need or want, like flowers or big cases of wine, products you don’t usually buy, things like glasses, or at a shop you never go to that much, like Halfords, Ann Summers, Threshers and M&S.
Me – Wow up to 50% off –let’s open this envelope and see what I can save money on!
OMG! It’s half price on a holiday to a private island on Dubai! Hmm, well I was going to go to Greece on a self-catering deal but let’s read on….. OK (squints at small print) – Must spend minimum of 1.5 million pounds/dollars etc, must be redeemed and holiday booked, within 2 weeks and holiday must be taken within 4 weeks. Travel insurance, spending money not included, meals not included, flight not included, must use pay toilet/bathroom and 30% service charge on all room service, meals in restaurants etc.
Oh OK that’s great – I’m saving 50%!!
DEAL OR NO DEAL - video
DEAL OR NO DEAL - what is it?
Medical term used for obsessive emotional attachment to deal or no deal.
rabishku: rajaniiii i cried watching deal or no deal today, its so emotional.
rajani: i think your suffering from deal-or-no-deal-a-tosis dear.
What does "DEAL OR NO DEAL" mean?
This is a game played by unusually reckless members of society in which the game of "Deal or No Deal!" is taken to the next level.
It involves taking small green and red stickers and covertly sticking them on members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex.
Green: Deal
Red: No Deal
If ever caught the usual plan is to lie through your teeth.
Man 1: Lets play Deal or no deal EXTREME on that woman
Man 2: OK
Woman: "Why are you putting that sticker on me"
Man 2: "Erm... I thought i saw it fall off and was sticking it back on again"
*Man runs away*
DEAL OR NO DEAL - what does it mean?
when deciding when a guy is fit or not
girl 1; what do u think of chris? deal or no deal?
girl 2; DEAl!!!!!!!
DEAL OR NO DEAL - meaning
Deal or No Deal, the best game on Evolution Gaming. Some may say “it’s a scam” but sometimes it’s not about it. It’s actually about having fun and not going overboard or diving too deep in the game where you get stressed or very angry.
The Hosts on the game are brilliant, they are very fun to talk to. Having a laugh and some banter. Some may even make you happier. ( like they did for me) you don’t have to play the game, you can just sit in chat and talk to the hosts, keep them company!!
They like the company. And give you some very interesting chats!
Person A: Wanna play Deal or No Deal?
Person B: Nahhh! I’d rather just talk to the hosts, they have fun convos.
Person A: Ah- Okay! Sounds fun. I’ll bet on low price.
Person B: Okay, just don’t Gamble TOO MUCH!!!
DEAL OR NO DEAL - definition
When men see a female, there is a small tussle inside the man's mind. He tries to decide whether he would take part in sexual intercourse with her or not. When he decides, he yells "DEAL" if he would like to have sex with her, or "NO DEAL" if he does not. All his male friends should hear so they can view and give their own comments on the girl.
CLASSIC DEAL OR NO DEAL
Guy 1 - "There's Carmen Electra! DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "DEAL!"
Guy 3 - "DEAL!"
Guy 1 - "But oh no, here comes Amy Winehouse! NO DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "NO DEAL"
Guy 3 - "DEAL"
Guy 1 and 2 "What the fuck?!?!??!"
DEAL OR NO DEAL - slang
A game show on NBC in which contestants open cases that have various amounts of money in them. If they select that case, that amount is not in play. Then, the "Banker" calls host, Howie Mandel, and gives the contestant an "offer" based on what amouts are left.
Are you going to watch Deal or No Deal tonight?
DEAL OR NO DEAL
What you say to a prostitute who changed her price mid-fuck.
Man: "Bitch, I'll give you $20...Deal or No Deal?"
Whore: "Deal!"
DEAL OR NO DEAL
A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.
Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?
Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?
Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!
DEAL OR NO DEAL
A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.
EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"
Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds
EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.