I climbed into my friends bedroom at four in the morning wearing deelyboppers, a nappy and a three-foot long cross pendant, and proceeded to slap him about the face with a fresh trout while jigging and shouting "Orinoco!". I therefore CUTLERED my friend.
-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.
-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.
"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."
This is a guy who really cares about you and makes you feel beautiful inside and out. He does the cutest things ever and is the most kind guy that you will ever meet. He has flaws but no one cares because his amazing attitude shines through anyway. He is an amazing boyfriend that doesn't want a short relationship but a long and meaningful one.
-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.
-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.
"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."
cutΒ΄ler: Origin--Jay Cutler, NFL Chicago Bears quarterback 2009-present.
(verb): 1.) To wuss out, particularly in competitive situations; 2.) to give up or quit an important task, especially with an air of ambivalence or even arrogance; 3.) to feign an injury or disability to avoid an uncomfortable task.
(noun): 1.) A person who frequently cutlers; 2.) a person who abandons his friends or co-workers in a critical situation.
verb:
1.) βAre you going to finish this pie-eating contest, or are you going to cutler on me?"
2.) βHe completely cutlered the presentation to the condo board; he handed it off to Mandy and the board is considering removing him from the building.β βYeah, but the board is just as gutless as he isβtheyβll never kick him out.β
3.) "Fred cutlered a hernia so he wouldnβt have to help his girlfriend move into her new apartment.β "Yeah, but sheβs so hard up sheβll never dump him.β
noun:
1.) βI really expected that Gus would show to do my brain surgery, but he bailed on me and Mandy is going to do it instead.β βI told you not to rely on himβheβs been a cutler as long as I have known him.β
2.) βThe walking dead are surrounding us, and Gus is the only one who knows how to work the eliminator, but he ran away.β βYeah, the guy pulled a complete cutler; have Mandy do it.β
The Cutler family is a large pack of albino rats living on the West Coast of New Zealand. They eat nothing but garbage and used condoms found in the back of the pub where they live. Very moist rat orgy tho
(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.
to Cutler - verb - to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition. Inspired by the antics of Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears QB, during the 2010 NFC Championship game against the Green Bay Packers.