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What is Creationism?
A work of art, a book, or another item somebody creates: a creation!
I love that painting: what a creation!
Creationism - meme gif
Creationism - video
Creationism - what is it?
The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.
Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!
What does "Creationism" mean?
The belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.
I think creationism is a fact and evolution is JUST A THEORY. Kind of like how the Sears tower is JUST a little bigger than a phone booth.
Creationism - what does it mean?
The idea that two centuries of consistent scientific data by thousands of logical minds is wrong and that Earth and life were not created by a causal chain of events but by an infinitely knowing, loving and powerful--yet seemingly indecisive and possibly bipolar--deity in less than a week. Its strongest argument is its compelling assertion that if you don't believe in it, you'll go to Hell with everyone Jerry Falwell finds personally distasteful and you'll all roast for eternity while demons gangrape you with white-hot tridents.
Jack Chick said science is just as evil as Catholics and Jews, and that's why I believe in creationism.
Creationism - meaning
Creationism is where humans where created by Aliens ( eg gods, god, the Elohim its all the same to me)in which we are their experiment that has gone wrong many times.
And god said let us create men in our Image
we are from our sky father and Are descendents of the sky people
Creationism - definition
The idea that the world was created by intelligent design.
All devout Christians believe that Creationism is true
Creationism - slang
The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.
People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.
Creationism
Creationism explained:
God + Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith -times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2 -divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate -minus- The Monolith + hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!
I hope that clears things up for you.
According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!
Creationism
A synonym for 'bullshit'.
Person A: I believe in creationism.
Person B: You are retarded.
Creationism
The idea that God created everything and we were never apes clonking each other with clubs and fossils are the result of the deadly "flood" known from the story of "Noah's Ark".
It's basically all B.S.
Pastor: "God created everything, face it, he is the most powerful creature on Earth. Creationism is fact."
Scientist: "Have you proof of such happenings? Have you found God?"
Pastor: "The Bible is enough proof."
Scientist: "Anyone can write facts down and have people believe in them. Just look at how Santa came to be."
Pastor: "You have a point. I have wasted countless years believing the ridiculous. I see the light now."