What is Covid 19?

A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.

COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.

George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."

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Covid 19 - video

Covid 19 - what is it?

a dumb virus that allows white moms to buy all the god damn toilet paper and cannned goods

fuck you karen fuck you

WHITE MOMS: ohhhhhhhhh i need to get over 300 rolls of tp bc of COVID-19

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What does "Covid 19" mean?

The biggest cockblock in history

Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19

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Covid 19 - what does it mean?

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.

I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!

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Covid 19 - meaning

the virus that ruined 2020...

fuck covid-19.
covid-19 sucks.

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Covid 19 - definition

killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

I will infect you with the COVID-19

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Covid 19 - slang

Proof there is no god :/

Guy: Covid 19 is bad

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Covid 19

A mental illness fueled by government propaganda, leading the masses to believe they are at risk of dying or killing other people. There for forcing people to rely on pharmaceutical companies for their health and wellness

Covid 19 will be extremely beneficial to some of the wealthiest people in the world.

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Covid 19

A deadly virus that has started the apocalypse that has us trapped inside while the government lies and lies to make us less comfortable.

I have Covid 19 the deadly virus we are screwed

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Covid 19

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

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