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What is Coulton?Ignoring your best friends in a group chat Ahhh classic Brandon, heβs doing a coulton on us!!! Coulton - meme gifCoulton - videoCoulton - what is it?Typically has a small penis.. but a very large heart. He loves b(ass). Great with his hands. Wears size 10 1/2 slippers. Probably owns a row boat. Usually has a mom named Vicki. Most of the time heβs the baddest motherfucker in the room. Coulton Lentz is a unicorn What does "Coulton" mean?A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds. Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton: Coulton - what does it mean?A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money. Jonathan Coulton is the shit Coulton - meaningThe most country motherfucker in the south Gotdamit Coulton Coulton - definitionIf you find a Coulton donβt let him go because he is the best person in this world. The way Coulton smile makes me fall in love with him over and over again. |
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