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What is Cottage cheese?
white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly
yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese
Cottage cheese - video
Cottage cheese - what is it?
Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.
no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
What does "Cottage cheese" mean?
A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
Cottage cheese - what does it mean?
The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.
The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.
Cottage cheese - meaning
Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.
"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."
Cottage cheese - definition
A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.
Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."
Cottage cheese - slang
Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?
Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!
Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!
Guy #2: Ya me too!
Cottage cheese
Given a yeast infection from a woman
I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand
Cottage cheese
Visible and pronounced cellulite
She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.
Cottage cheese
Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese
James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut
James Charles: yummmm