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What is Communists?
How old people in Alabama and possibly in other Southern states insult younger people.
My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
Communists - meme gif
Communists - video
Communists - what is it?
A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.
Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.
Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?
Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
What does "Communists" mean?
A type of humans who will treat their neighbour as a parents but treat their parents as a beggar
We don't need communist anymore
Communists - what does it mean?
Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
Communists - meaning
A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
Communists - definition
A being that is neither human nor beast. Communists are usually found in large groups, feasting on feces of both human and animal. They should be avoided at all cost, any contact with a communist will lead to a complete termination of one's intellectual abilities.
I saw a group of communists feasting on a piece of dog shit in the park today, a sight it was.
Communists - slang
see all governments are evil and ran by sick evil fuckin satanic bastards
um...... that is all.....
you may go
Communists
Should be fucking shot dead.
Communism is nothing more than a formula for instant totalitarianism.
I hope Karl Marx and his little homo buddy are burning in hell with Hitler right now!
Communists
Stupis jealous peasants who are envious of those with the ability to make something of themselves, so they have to bring everyone in society down to their pathetic level so that they can feel better that everyone is now as retarded as them. That goes for your everyday Socialist as well. Stupid cunts, GET A LIFE AND MAKE SOME MONEY, YOU'LL ENJOY IT!!!!
Castro: 'I know, we'll start a revolution and impose a ridiculous ideology upon people even though it's failed in every other example ever. Don't worry though, everyone will benefit and the country will be far wealthier. I garantee that in 40 years we won't be one of the poorest countries in the world thanks to my stupid left wing ideologies.'
Communists
People who took the teachings of socialism too far, and too a point where it was so restrictive they were unable to install a democracy and had to combine the socialist system with a dictatorship.
Assorted Revolutionaries: Lets Make a Socialist state!
All: OK!
All: Oops!!!