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What is Comic books?

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name is a mystery.

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy

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Comic books - video


Comic books - what is it?

In the Simpsons episode following Superbowl XXXIX, the Comic Book Guy tells Ned Flanders that his real name is Jeff Albertson.

Jeff Albertson, owner of the Android's Dungeon, was known as The Comic Book Guy for years.

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What does "Comic books" mean?

Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.

"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."

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Comic books - what does it mean?

Simpsons character who has no confirmed real name. He tends to use a catch phrase of "Worst (insert word) ever."

Worst definition ever.

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Comic books - meaning

(noun)

Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)

I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.

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Comic books - definition

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name was revealed to be "Jeff Albertson".

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy

Best. Example. Ever.

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Comic books - slang

A new term used to describe incredible highs. Comic book feel can be used when the world around you starts to look like a comic book, cartoon/anime, videogame or just plain ridiculous. Comic book feel is very common when smoking around bodies of water at night, since they tend to exaggerate the high. Comic book feel, the term, was created at Jamaica Pond in Boston, MA on a stormy night when all at once the world felt like a comic book.

"Hey, you down for smoking at the pond tonight?" "Of course! I'm always down for getting that comic book feel."

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Comic books

A group of comic fans who talk comics, make dick jokes and talk about what they eat for breakfast.

"Hey did you hear about Armin's Sony rant."
"Isn't he a member of the comic book cast."

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Comic books

another variation on the word marijuana. Derived from kid in Berkeley.

"hey man, let's go read some comic books"

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Comic books

Soap operas for guys.

Usually includes overly-busty women, placed in roles under super-powered roid-raging men with deep voices and capes.

Usually includes one or more love interest.

Just like soap operas, every single noun in the book counts as a 'device plot', including the characters, the love interests, and all other types of personalities.

All writers and artists in major comic books can be accurately referred to as 'boner-inducers', since 99% of what they do with the female characters is designed to get readers hard. Whether it's having ultra-revealing or skin-tight clothing on the women, or making two women kiss during the comic, you can count on them breaking the 'continuity' of the whole thing just to get guys hard.

One of the earliest examples of domestic porn.

Women have soap opera, men have comic books.

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