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What is Colonel?
Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.
Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.
This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.
"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."
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Colonel - what is it?
A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.
random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.
What does "Colonel" mean?
The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.
Colonel - what does it mean?
Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.
Colonel loves paint it black.
Colonel - meaning
A stocky man of medium height, very solid build, tends to draw himself up to full height when excited, or early in the mornings. Very poor sense of balance, becomes ill and vomits easily, especially when being talked to. Very popular, especially among ladies, talks to anyone. Enjoys the occasional flap in the wind. Cousin to Princess Sophie.
Mike's constant companion...
Colonel - definition
A gorgeous little blond thing who is a little minx in the bedroom and has dirty plans for a spa weekend......
That chick is definately a colonel.....
Colonel - slang
name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.
Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.
Colonel
A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).
Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!
Colonel
An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.
1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.
2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
Colonel
An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"