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What is Colmar?
A little French town in the region of Alsace, Colmar is well-known for its lovely paved streets, its bright colourful houses, its incredible amount of German tourists in shorts and sandals (WITH socks !), and its population of old, filthy-rich people.
In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".
You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.
You are warned.
"You should visit me in Colmar, we can have a nice time while the sun is up."
Colmar - meme gif
Colmar - video
Colmar - what is it?
The ship of Colin + Mar.
Generally used in gcs with mar jay clima fran and leshawna
mar gets mad at it
Jay: "Im the number one fan of Colmar!!! UWU"
Mar "Kys. Colmar is very bad"
Fran: "not true"
Clima: "Olá eu sou a professora Zhongxi Zheng e isto é muito ofensivo para o mar! "