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What is Cold weather?
A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.
This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.
Cold weather - video
Cold weather - what is it?
A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
What does "Cold weather" mean?
Something people bitch about.
Pussy bitches complain about cold weather.