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What is Christmas Tree?
the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.
Treatment for this condition is very harsh
Day 1
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree
Christmas Tree - video
Christmas Tree - what is it?
A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.
Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.
What does "Christmas Tree" mean?
A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.
Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."
K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."
Christmas Tree - what does it mean?
To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."
Christmas Tree - meaning
When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
dude i totally got christmas treed last night.
Christmas Tree - definition
I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
Christmas Tree - slang
Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
Christmas Tree
1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.
2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.
Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."
"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"
-Lady GaGa
Christmas Tree
A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
Christmas Tree
An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.