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What is Children?
(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)
Jared likes his Children small and helpless.
Children - meme gif
Children - video
Children - what is it?
Things that suck you of life, and sponge up all your money.
Children, and why you shouldn't have them:
Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend?
Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids.
Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails?
Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions.
Lisa: Oh...
What does "Children" mean?
A young human. What did you expect, me to diss them for acting their age? Of course not, that's ageist and disrespectful. All they are is our offspring. Dont like em? To bad, ya had sex which is only done for reproduction. So be a help to society and teach your children how to be productive members of society. Cuz its your fault if they grow up being spoiled brats who are dependent on you.
Its hilarious watching Bob's children play
Children - what does it mean?
Scrumptious snacks that are appetizing
I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!
Children - meaning
The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.
(This is a complete joke oopsie)
Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”
Children - definition
Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"
Children - slang
Friend: Hey, the wood isn't helping
Me: Get the Children
Friend: But-
Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Children
They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
Children
The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.
I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.
Finish your homework first. Children these days.
Children
A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.
Man, my children just killed Obama