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What is Chalfont?
small town in south east england. a strange mix of chavs and rich people dwell there. the only useful shop is budgens everything else has to be bought elsewhere. usually if you live there you just say you live near london
bob: where do you live?
dick: chalfont st peter
bob: where?
dick: near london
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Chalfont - what is it?
Post game ritual after consistently losing 1 goal games after holding lead for most of the game.
After blowing another lead Sunday night, the team nominated Mike to perform a Chalfont Fist
What does "Chalfont" mean?
Chalfont Playground is the birthplace of all chalfont tradition, from drinking at calvary track, to rolling fat doinks at hill, Chalfont Playground is a great place but wouldn’t be shit without Fridays at trails or the people residing in the neighborhood
Faggot Pollock Kid: Let’s go to Meehan to go fuck our sisters and cousins!
Chalfont God: No you fucking loser, we’re going to Chalfont Playground.
Chalfont - what does it mean?
Chalfonts Refers to either Chalfont St Peter, Chalfont St Giles, or on some occasions Little Chalfont. these are located in buckinghamshire.
'Hey, lets go Chalfonts st peter and get something from Flames'
'sick, i can get a kebab'
Chalfont - meaning
A northern english word that describes excrement dried to anal hair.
That bloke's a right fuckin' chalfont....
Chalfont - definition
Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.
Oooh, me Chalfonts.
Chalfont - slang
An overly pretentious person. Characterised by excessive cheese boards, superfluous vocabulary and what is colloquially know as 'ballin''
They hail from south Buckinghamshire and other influential parts of the Home Counties.
'Sebastian won't enter Leeds without his stab proof vest, what a Chalfont's boy.'
Chalfont
The quite possibly most boring town in all of America. Nothing happens here! Located in Pennsylvania. Just another small ass suburb of Philadelphia. A.k.a...C-Font
Guy: I live in Chalfont!
Girl: Where the fuck is chalfont?
Guy: Haha, exactly!
Girl: What?
We are that un-important!
Bagels attack our streets!
Chalfont
According to the October 2005 issue of U.S. News and World Report, Chalfont was rated the 3rd toughest town in all of America. The publishers did not release the names of the top two toughest towns, for fear that the citizens of Chalfont would feel compelled to change things. Never before in the history of mankind has a small town churned out so many superior athletes, dating back to the early days of Mike Pettine C.B. West Football. While the dynsasty formerly known as Bucks Football has faded recently, the dominance that is Chalfont has spread to other areas; from the newly built C.B. South Titans to the quartet of "Chalfont's Finest" that led La Salle to their best season in years. While there are differing views as to why Chalfont has become a hotbed for talent, scholars maintain that it is a classic case of the environment shaping the individual. The toughness of each citizen rubs off on the young ones, and naturally they excel in their respective athletics. Outsiders may contest that their town may be tougher than The Font, but chances are those outsiders have never had a taste of Chalfont's finest dish: THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
Last record of conversation with Natalee Holloway:
"Wow that was a great trip, but I need something more exciting. Chalfont seems like a fun place, right?"
Chalfont
Chalfont, PA
Possibly the greatest place ever
Zip Code: 18914
The grass is always greener in Chalfont