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What is Cera?
Jen-Cera is what you do to a friend's new date until you decide whether or not to like them. You treat them mean, make fun of them, and act like they don't exist until you know they are going to be around for awhile.
"I am just going to Jen-Cera her for awhile. We all know Todd has a different girlfriend every week and I'm not getting attached unless she is going to be around for at least a month."
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Cera - what is it?
Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.
Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"
Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"
Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."
What does "Cera" mean?
Michael Cera IS the sexiest man on the planet. He has appeared in a plethora of movies, and even though people say he only plays one character, THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!! Look at Magic Magic, THAT'S A HORROR MOVIE!!! I say don't mess with perfection and why complain if he is unbelievably sexy in all?!?!
James: I don't really like any of Michael Cera's movies
The rest of society: *performs ritual sacrifice to the almighty god Michael Cera, he is force fed grape juice until his pee turns purple and he poops are a healthy brown color, then he is filled up air and used as a hot air balloon at the annual Cerafest (kinda like Coachella, but a billion times better)
Cera - what does it mean?
The Prancing Cera is a photo featuring Michael Cera doing a sort of skip, or "prance". It became quite popular on tumblr within the first two hours of its first post.
The original picture was put up by Edgar Wright August 22, 2010 on flickr.
It soon became a widespread picture on Tumblr, August 24, 2010 around 1:00 - 3:00 am.
It's unclear who first posted this picture, but a Tumblr was made named fuckyeahprancingcera.tumblr.com. She has been credited for starting it.
A facebook group was then made called Prancing Cera, August 24, 2010 at 3.04 am.
Fuck this shit, I'm prancing.
Are we human, or are we prancer?
Prancers gon prance
Hipster gon hip, Hopstors gon hop
Prancing Cera ftw.
Cera - meaning
ceras usually look like men. they have long mustaches and long hair with sidebangs.
dude, she looks like a cera!
Cera - definition
the female triceratops in the children's movies "The Land Before Time"
"come on cera! we have to save chomper!"
Cera - slang
A crazy awesome, loyal friend. Ceras may seem a bit pushy or headstrong, but anyone who knows them knows that that is just their way of being friends. Ceras are really loyal, and will always be there for you when you need them. They can be trusted to keep your secrets and defend you against your true problems. The best definition of a cera would probably be: tough love. Ceras are very attractive, and are more artsy and spontaneously creative than Sarahs. They also have an irrational fear of getting in trouble.
hey, you know cera?
yeah, she totally is an awesome person, really funny!
Well, she is always there when you really need her. A great and loyal friend.
Cera
She's old, cuz she's a dinosaur. She's also anxiety ridden and depressed because the teachers always get her name wrong. She can be fun but that's rare. Also she's a grandma/mom friend.
Wow, Cera, calm down. Wtf Mom
Cera
a smart pretty girl with a great personality smart outgoing can be shy . a great athlete and a great friend and very sexy.
Girl " is that Cera she is so nice"
Guy "she is looking sexy'
Cera
A totally cool chick. She's just like a Sarah, but minus the proper spelling. She's artsy and original and loves music. A total babe, not that she'd ever admit it. Kind of a hippy, but what do you expect from a girl named after a dinosaur?
Guy 1- Hey, who's that cool, artsy babe over there?
Guy 2- Who Cera? Isn't she hawt? Too bad she can't spell....