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What is Centerville, Ohio?
A nice city in southwest ohio with nice parks but the people are complete snobby asswipes.
Janet: I think im gonna date John.
Dirk: I heard he's from Centerville, Ohio.
Janet: Never mind..
Centerville, Ohio - video
Centerville, Ohio - what is it?
A suburb of Dayton, Ohio with an unusually high concentration of bros. While the population is large, you cannot go anywhere without running into people you've known since middle school. Entertainment includes Bill's Donuts, 24 hour Starbucks, and chilling at one of the many parks until the police kick you out. Everything in the Ville is artificial, but if you don't mind that it's a nice, safe suburb with a wonderful school system. As lame as Centerville seems at times, it churns out some of the coolest people you will ever meet.
Paul: Where you headed tonight?
Jack: Centerville, Ohio...
Paul: Oh...lame...
Jack: Yeah but all of my COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD will be there.
Paul: I wanna come!