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What is CeeLo?
A dice game to hustle motherfuckers for money. A quick way to riches and power. Most players are chasing losses, OR, blowing winnings. Unless of course you are Dutch guy named Stu. Stu only wins.
Played using 3 dice that are rolled all at once against a competitor or against a dealer who is the “bank” for a circle of participants. SeeLow has a very simple scoring system so that all people can play without confusion or experience – even people with small hands.
Below are the rules to scoring based off the various combinations from rolling 3 dice:
1) Instant Win - rolling 3 of a kind or rolling 4-5-6
2) Instant Loss – rolling 1-2-3
3) Points System – points are score from rolling 1 pair + any other value with the unpaired die as the point value. If both sides roll the same score that is a tie.
4) Re-Roll – any combo that cannot score based on rules 1 thru 3
Alex: Hey Stu…wanna roll for $50s?
Stu: Sure... What’s the number to beat?
Alex: I rolled a six. You have to beat a six
Stu: Well, that’s a 4-5-6. Gas Pedal!
Alex: OK. Let's go again.
Stu and Alex played Ceelo for days. Every time Stu needed to score more than 5 points he rolled triples or 4-5-6. Every time Alex needed to score more than 1 point he rolled 1-2-3. Stu gladly bought Alex's Burger King after he took his monthly paycheck.
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CeeLo - what is it?
money, duckets, cheddar, cheese, brocolli....usually referred to many bills...
"I know you see my ceelo when I fan it ridin slow"