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What is Cashier?

Like "pillow talk", except you are NOT getting laid, no matter what. It's a faked intimate conversation between a cashier and the customer, even though the cashier could really care less about you or what's going on in your life. It's just a way to make the customer feel important and spend more money.

Cashier: So, are you spending the holidays at home with a girlfriend, or are you just going to relatives?

Customer: thinking she's coming on to him. No, I'm not married, but I'll be staying at home.

Friend later on: Dude, she's not interested, she was just using some cashier talk to get you to buy that stuff.

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Cashier - what is it?

Like pillow talk, except you are NOT getting laid, no matter what. It's an intimate conversation between a cashier and the customer, restricted to regularly returning customers. Cashiers do not make commision, there is no reason to snow-job a customer into spending more money. Less than 25% of customer/cashier interactions will contain cashier talk.

Cashier: Hi Tom, how's the wife and kids? Littly Suzy still down with the flu?

Cutomer: remembers buying cold medicine Yes, and I think I'm comming down with it too.

Friend later on: Man, that chick at the store must like you to remember your kid was sick, that's cool. She's never given me any "cashier talk".

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What does "Cashier" mean?

A cashier with the mindset of that playing a game of Tetris, placing items on the conveyor neat and organized with no visible gaps.

"I consider myself a Tetris Cashier."

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Cashier - what does it mean?

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:

Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"

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Cashier - meaning

Fired. Terminated from employment.

She was cashiered on Tuesday for sleeping on the job.

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Cashier - definition

SOMEONE WHO SLIDES ITEMS BY THE BARCODE ACROSS A SCANNER FOR A CUSTOMER

The cashier at that store was very friendly.

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Cashier - slang

Verb: to terminate a person from a position of employment; an action usually carried out by whatever person is in immediate authority.

Due to Karen's repeated tardiness over more than 60 days, her supervisor Beth had no alternative but to cashier her.

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Cashier

Normally assumed to be a person who is good at math and has good people skills, since that is all their job consists of. However, most of the time in society, cashiers are very impatient people who tend to hate their job and hate the customer they are taking money from even more.

Person A: "Man, that guy was a real jerk."
Person B: "Yeah, he's a cashier."

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Cashier

The man who takes your money and gives you the bags.

The cashier at the supermarket is like a ghost.

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Cashier

The person that makes 8 bucks an hour and is forced to deal with hundreds of rude customers everyday that treat cashier like trash.

Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.

Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.

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