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What is Calum?

Calum is a name that is the most energetic and hentai/anime addict best friend/boyfriend (if your dating a Calum). He will make your life a better place and he will always be there for you if you need help with something even if it's hiding a dead body he will do anything. When Calum is down all you need to cheer him up is hugs (that's if he wants to weirdo) even if he is away all you need is virtual hugs over the phone when Calum is happy he will talk about hentai women with big boobs but he is still fun to be around. Calum will and I mean WILL bully for your height even if you are short or tall and thinks he has the biggest dick, the biggest dick energy (like straight girls where you at?) he also gives the most amazing biggest white boy smile and f-boy face (like I'm not complaining because he does). Overall Calum is just the most amazing name.

Calum is the best name

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Calum - video


Calum - what is it?

Always the best rocket league player in the room. Uses no brain power to achieve great succession and everything comes to ease.

Why is that guy so perfect at everything he tries. Definitely a Calum

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What does "Calum" mean?

Calum is a person who hoards food and dosent give it to his beloved cousin Ruairi. He dosent like Jeff the Killer and cant climb a ladder especially his bunk bed ladder. He dosent have any friends accept for an epic rugby man called Don. He dosent know the difference between Tomato Ketchup, Red Sauce and Tomato sauce and he thinks that colourblind people cant see stairs. He hates custard and is vegetarian. He is allergic to McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and a lovely little Northern Irish restaurant called Friar Tucks. He also dosent know that razors are sharp and one day when he was little he scraped his finger. He also tortures Wallaces

Calum: Ewwww its McDonald's

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Calum - what does it mean?

A male's name. Usually very good looking and intelligent.

Wow Calum is so hot! Did i mention he is smart too? I am totally going to ask him out!

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Calum - meaning

An epic gamer that is forever alone and depressed mainly sits in a dark room playing super smash bro's ultimate or persona 5 while drinking 2 cans of coke a day and rarely sleeps.

"Sir I'm sorry you have calum"

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Calum - definition

General Fitty! Tends to be really good in bed and has the biggest penis for his age. As soon as you see Calum, you fall in love with his dreamy eyes straight away, he’s body is amazingly toned and he is not afraid to tell you his feelings. Might drop a dick pic or two, but with a simple snapchat you can fall in love with Calum instantly. His dirty talks send girls insane and make them want him even more. He’s not afraid to do anything with girls and is generally a straight lad. If you get calum, he will treat you like a princess and make sure all you’ve ever wanted is catered for. Even though his dirty mind will drive you insane he is the gentleman of the block. Although Calum may act like he likes you at times, sometimes he’s just using you for a bit of fun so be careful. Every girl wants calum. He’s just so perfect!

Chelsea-β€œHey louise, have you seen Calum around today?”
Louise-No but you should have seen the snaps he sent me last night. Pure sexiness! I think I really like him this time.”

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Calum - slang

Kind fun to be around great personality always looking to volunteer

1. That person is so calum

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Calum

Hottie beyond hottie. An absolute adonis. Unfortunately Calum's are aware of this fact and have been known to radiate towards mirrors like moth to a flame. But once resigned to the fact that wherever there's a mirror, there's a Calum, you can really begin to appreciate what amazing people they are on the inside. Loyal, sweet, secret cuddle monsters, with a catch-you-off-guard kind of sense of humor. Sometimes you just wish they knew how great they were on the inside instead of just the outside.

"Stop being so Calum you've already been in front of the mirror for like two hours!"

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Calum

A really laid back character. Tend to be the most loyal guys around, and despise cheating. Very big-hearted. Very loyal aswell, relationship or friendship you can always trust these to stick with you to the very end no matter what happens. Tends to watch girls go and never see them come. (Basically a figure of speech representing the fact they never see girls wanting them and only ever sees them walking away from them). Really easy to get along with and funny. Whilst they may not be the attractive they will always be the best in a relationship. Extremely shy and attempts to avoid public speaking in big groups.

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Calum

hot snazzy fit lovely fxcking ace wonderful A person with a lovely character, a huge heart, and a very large number of friends. He is very talented and is loved by all. He is very good at acting and is well wicked yo. ;

1. Yo, you see that Calum, I well love him
2. He's a total Calum. He's perfect.
3. That guys so good at drama, almost as good as Calum..NAAHH

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