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What is Call of Duty: Black Ops?
For poeple with no taste who haven't experienced Battlefield, and would rather go for an entirely unrealistic, historically inaccurate game. Also the only reson anyone buys an XBox 360, now that Halo is finished.
Person: 'I just bought Battlefield 2, it's the best game ever!'
Idiot: 'Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Isn't it just like Call of Duty Black Ops?'
Call of Duty: Black Ops - video
Call of Duty: Black Ops - what is it?
The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.
Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)
What does "Call of Duty: Black Ops" mean?
1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.
2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist
1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?
Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.
2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?
Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.
Call of Duty: Black Ops - what does it mean?
A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs
rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige
girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((
Call of Duty: Black Ops - meaning
A game set in the 1960's released November 9th, 2010. Absoultely the best Call of Duty games released yet. Unfortunately it can interfere with some important plans, dates, events, etc.
Girl: Hey, wanna go make out later?
Guy: I can't sorry, I gotta go home and play Call of Duty Black Ops.
Call of Duty: Black Ops - definition
A game people play not to get noobtubed in.
7th call of duty
The chopper gunner in Call Of Duty Black Ops is awesome.
Call of Duty: Black Ops - slang
The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.
Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.
Example:
Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).
The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.
NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!
IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT
NooBsn1p3r223: YEEEAH!!
*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*
Call of Duty: Black Ops
The end of the intelligent world as we know it. May also be used as an effective method of birth control.
Jim doesn't have time for sex, he just hit level 36 on Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Call of Duty: Black Ops
A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".
I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?