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What is Calgarian?The Calgarian Cnekah is when you fuck a girl's asshole (with a penis or a strap-on) until it bleeds, then you suck the ass dry, causing you to vomit back into her ass, which gives her an infection and she has to get her ass surgically removed, at which point you take said ass and blend it for 15 hours and bake it on 420c for 5 days; you then eat the baked blended ass. I did the Calgarian Cnekah to my bbg last weekend, and she will not forgive me! Calgarian - videoCalgarian - what is it?Calgarian: If someone says, "You know what we feed most Canadians. We got oil & gas industry. Calgary is a new city without old things that are eyesores to the Calgarian belief." What does "Calgarian" mean?A typical Calgarian forms part of a giant collective or hive mind. Unlike the Borg, it is almost impossible to become assimilated into this 'old boys network'. That was great hockey last night eh? Calgarian - what does it mean?Obviously, a person from Calgary, Alberta, the second- most westernly province in Canada. They're pretty damn cool people. And have a great hockey team! The personaltiy of a Calgarian is a far cry from that of a *shudder* Torontonian Calgarian - meaningThe complete and true embodiment of the definition of the word 'basic'. The females of the species are often seen in public sporting yoga pants, swell water bottles, oversized fake nails, a large latte from Rosso or Phil & Sebastian and a minimum of two ill-raised screaming children. The males can be seen driving Ford F150s customized to span three lanes, whilst clad head to toe in Flames apparel (or an overpriced suit) with a rear-window decal reading 'Git'er Done' or 'Support Domestic Violence'. If the windows of the pussay magnet are down at a red light you'll almost certainly hear the racist ramblings of Ted Nugent or the raw dick-kicking power of Nickleback flowing boisterously out into the street at Lollapalooza-like volume. Weekday activities include 'working hard' from 9-5, practicing entitlement, taking highway exits at the last possible second from the far left lane, saying prayers to oil and not minding their own fucking business. Weekend activities include the zoo, Superstore, teaching children entitlement in public places like busy cafes, 'walking around' or enjoying the mundanity of St. Patrick's Island. - Woah that guy in the business suit with the flames hat just lost his shit at the cashier for not smiling enough when she gave him his coffee. Calgarian - definitionCal-Gary, the names of the two men whose marriage was the first between two persons of the same sex. Darryl said to Jarome, "I love you man, marry me, I want us to become Calgarians." |
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