one of the most commonly used words in the dictionary; it means many many things
(n) 1. a pile of shit 2. the closest word in the dictionary to being a cuss word without actually crossing that line. 3. worthless junk and/or pointless things 4. a great word to say repeditively without other people getting mad at you since you arnt cussing
(v) to take a sed crap
(adj) (crappy) worthless, terrible, shoddy, pointless, etc... (crapfully) 1. badly 2. sincerely (as in the closing of a letter)
what in the crappy crap is going on??
what the hell is this crap all about?
you are a serious piece of crap. Crapfully yours, The Claw
aw holy CRAP!
you ?#*@ing piece of %^$# %$ *^*$ crap %^@ crappy *&* craped *#@& *%*$ %&@*$ *%&^#* crap!
Craps is a casino gambling game that involves 2 dice. The person rolls both dice and if they get 2,3, or 12 they lose, and if they get a 7 or 11, they win. Anything else, and the rules change. Now the person needs to roll his previous number before he rolls a seven. Keep doing this until he either gets his number and wins, or rolls a seven and loses. That is the basics of craps. This is the most balanced game in casinos, and the probability of winning is about 49.3%.
If you are on a winning streak in craps and the casino offers you drinks on the house, dont take them. You wont remember anything and the next thing, you wake up with your leg up your ass.
Ever been to a money speculation site? The information contained therein leaves a lot to be desired. So to deal with the large amounts of misinformation you turn to someone that can decipher the information. These people are known as Gurus or CRAPS (Currency Revaluation Analysis Professionals) is more accurate.
CRAPS-persons who spread CRAP (Currency Revaluation Awareness Propaganda).
CRAPOLA-language of CRAPPERS.
CRAPPER-an individual guru, CRAPS more than one.
Crapper-the place where the CRAPPER does his best thinking about CRAP.
Other variations of CRAP
Have a CRAPPY day!-Term of endearment of wishful prosperity.
Thats CRAP-Can be either good or bad intel depending on tone and inflection
To CRAP Out-The act of banning a CRAPPER or to refer to intel that did not prove to be true.
CRAPPED Out-is when the CRAPPER runs out of CRAP to spread. If the CRAPPER is wrong they have also CRAPPED Out or βit is in the CRAPPERβ
Give a CRAP-the act of sharing intel.
Oh CRAP!-Pertaining to the discovery of CRAP and the phrase βWell ain't that some CRAP?β is often heard when unsure of the relevance or nature of new intel.
Overdosed, Overwhelmed or Overloaded-βWe have heard so much CRAP we are crazy now.β Also βallota crapβ
Full of CRAP-A condition of having received new intel but not yet having shared it.
Signs of desperation-"We Take CRAP from Anyone"!!!
Who gives a CRAP?-Is a question asked when entering a forum. What the CRAP? Pertains to indecipherable CRAP.
They don't deserve CRAP-usually directed at someone you don't like.
Guru Bumper Sticker-Have you hugged your CRAP today? No dont think I will.
CRAPTIVATION-obsessive preoccupation with predicting date / rate
CRAPTASTIC-extraordinarily fantastic unrealistic CRAP.
ReCRAP-the review, reiteration and reposting of CRAP.
Dinaritive-a summarization of the ReCRAP.
CRAPPENS-contraction of CRAP HAPPENS
TRUTH: The opposite of CRAP-it destroys CRAP on contact!!!
Remember CRAP happens!! Its inevitable.
The above is a compilation from the members of IQDBPD.
Acronym for Cash Restricted Analyst Programmer. Typically someone who went into a an Information Technology related career only time find out, its relatively low paid career choice, with little or no job satisfaction.